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i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

  • weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
  • literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
  • pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
  • make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
  • they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell




um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

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